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My ex works in a call centre, they get treats if their stats are good, one that's measured is lost call rate- basically how many people hang up before they get through, when we broke up I rang/hung up repeatedly so him and the girl he cheated with didn't get to go to Alton towers.
I work 50/60 hours a week as a lorry driver. When I come home to relax, I love to play Scania Truck Driving Simulator.
Prices at my local chippy have almost doubled so I've started ordering an OAP special for myself. My wife says I'm a horrible person, but it's either that or I go elsewhere
Carpet fitter here, if I refuse a cup of tea from you with the excuse "just had one on the last job", it's because you are a manky bastard and I don't trust your hygiene.
Won tickets for Live8 through the radio 1 lottery text thing years ago. On the day was queued up and a guy offered us 1200 quid, each, for the tickets. Ripped his arm off and spent 2 days full of vodka and cocaine. Zero regrets.
The chunk of Berlin Wall on my desk draws admiring comments from colleagues & clients alike. It's really just a bit of concrete I fished out of a skip on a demolition site in Portsmouth.
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I was about 30 before I realised that interviews are just 2-4 people lying to each other and this perfectly represents the wider working environment. I got loads more jobs after discovering this hack.
I hate staying at my in-laws' because their toilet flushes with less force than a squeezy ketchup bottle and takes an eternity for the cistern to refill.I find myself having to shit in installments and I'm gone for about 40 minutes each time and it's so embarrassing.
Thought I'd discovered a cluster of new moles on my foot. Even googled what they might be and was very close to getting a doctors appointment. Turns out it was just dried on gravy that I'd spilled on my foot at the carvery earlier that day.
On my last day at secondary school, I nicked a trumpet. It had been there for years and never used. I don't even know how to play the trumpet, but I felt the school owed me something.
I once had a threeway with a couple. They decided to put on an Elton John compilation album in the background. It felt ridiculous to be eating her out to The Circle of Life but I didn't want to ruin the mood.
Sometimes I do things like wiping or brushing my teeth with my left hand, just so I have some practice if my right arm is ever amputated
I recently moved into my new house where the previous owner has the same razor subscription as me. She hasn't changed her address on her account so I've cancelled mine and now I get 'free' blades every month. It's probably classes as stealing but at least I have smooth legs.
I live in the centre of a city and eat apples whilst driving in the car and store the cores in a bag. On more rural journeys I chuck them out of the window in places I'd like to see an apple tree growing in the future.
Sometimes I lie to my husband and tell him I need help opening a jar when I can actually do it myself. I just do it to stroke his ego.
Back when mobile phone top-ups came on little scratch panel cards I was once sat behind a guy on the bus who was scratching one and looking over his shoulder I managed to type in his code on my phone before he had even started on his. So I basically stole a tenner off him. Sorry
I'm a bus driver. If I see you get in trying to sneak on with glasses of alcohol etc, I won't stop you. I like to play a game of "how many potholes can I hit on the journey?" and "who can I make wear most of their drink?" Beep-beep.
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Stop saying you "don't drive". Either you can't drive or you won't drive.
There should be social media for averagely achieving people where we can kick out over-achievers. You can be annoyingly talented, or highly productive working on multiple projects, or beautiful. But if we hear about it, you're out. I want a more normal perspective on achievement.
Work friends are not real friends.
Pears are actually only good when they are neither hard nor soft, but they are only in this state for about twelve minutes. They go from hard to soft when you're not looking.
Gwyneth Paltrow should hand over her 1998 Best Actress Oscar to Cate Blanchett, who was superb in Elizabeth. She knows it. Cate knows it. We all know it.
If Kiev can be returned to Kyiv, Cardiff should be returned to Caerdydd.
Sometimes I remember the 589 days when Belgium had no elected government and I'm so, so desperately jealous of them.
The absolute worst political opinions on Twitter come from music journalists.
Millennials should be ashamed for allowing "Professor" Green to become famous. He'd have been fine as a joke contestant on X Factor or something, but you morons decided to take him seriously. What an embarrassing period.
Kids come before your spouse. You made them. You're literally responsible for their entire existence. That goes beyond any vow.
Degree requirements are often classist. It's fine to require it when the knowledge is relevant, but it's often done specifically to exclude low income people.
Layer Cake is the worst film in the history of cinema
Apart from the tens of thousands of deaths, lockdown was great. Proper full on, stay at home, exercise for one hour only, lockdown. We should do it every year for a month.
Using an emoji as a reply is for people with very limited vocabularies.
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Since becoming a private tutor, it has become very apparent to me that the vast majority of "home-schooled" kids are becoming seriously damaged by having almost zero social interactions & multiple hours/day plugged into their gaming platforms.
Tarot is a lovely set of character archetypes and can help you with writers' block. It's a shame that it's been exploited by scam artists.
The quality of The Joshua Tree renders any discussion about U2 pointless, whether you like them or not.
I work 50/60 hours a week as a lorry driver. When I come home to relax, I love to play Scania Truck Driving Simulator.
Prices at my local chippy have almost doubled so I've started ordering an OAP special for myself. My wife says I'm a horrible person, but it's either that or I go elsewhere
Carpet fitter here, if I refuse a cup of tea from you with the excuse "just had one on the last job", it's because you are a manky bastard and I don't trust your hygiene.
Won tickets for Live8 through the radio 1 lottery text thing years ago. On the day was queued up and a guy offered us 1200 quid, each, for the tickets. Ripped his arm off and spent 2 days full of vodka and cocaine. Zero regrets.
The chunk of Berlin Wall on my desk draws admiring comments from colleagues & clients alike. It's really just a bit of concrete I fished out of a skip on a demolition site in Portsmouth.
Add your confession to the form:Maybe you did something illegal with a box of kleenex?BTW: Follow Fesshole's unpopular brother project @anon_opin NOW!âhttp://bit.ly/fessholeform
I was about 30 before I realised that interviews are just 2-4 people lying to each other and this perfectly represents the wider working environment. I got loads more jobs after discovering this hack.
I hate staying at my in-laws' because their toilet flushes with less force than a squeezy ketchup bottle and takes an eternity for the cistern to refill.I find myself having to shit in installments and I'm gone for about 40 minutes each time and it's so embarrassing.
Thought I'd discovered a cluster of new moles on my foot. Even googled what they might be and was very close to getting a doctors appointment. Turns out it was just dried on gravy that I'd spilled on my foot at the carvery earlier that day.
On my last day at secondary school, I nicked a trumpet. It had been there for years and never used. I don't even know how to play the trumpet, but I felt the school owed me something.
I once had a threeway with a couple. They decided to put on an Elton John compilation album in the background. It felt ridiculous to be eating her out to The Circle of Life but I didn't want to ruin the mood.
Sometimes I do things like wiping or brushing my teeth with my left hand, just so I have some practice if my right arm is ever amputated
I recently moved into my new house where the previous owner has the same razor subscription as me. She hasn't changed her address on her account so I've cancelled mine and now I get 'free' blades every month. It's probably classes as stealing but at least I have smooth legs.
I live in the centre of a city and eat apples whilst driving in the car and store the cores in a bag. On more rural journeys I chuck them out of the window in places I'd like to see an apple tree growing in the future.
Sometimes I lie to my husband and tell him I need help opening a jar when I can actually do it myself. I just do it to stroke his ego.
Back when mobile phone top-ups came on little scratch panel cards I was once sat behind a guy on the bus who was scratching one and looking over his shoulder I managed to type in his code on my phone before he had even started on his. So I basically stole a tenner off him. Sorry
I'm a bus driver. If I see you get in trying to sneak on with glasses of alcohol etc, I won't stop you. I like to play a game of "how many potholes can I hit on the journey?" and "who can I make wear most of their drink?" Beep-beep.
RTâFesshole đ§»Message from admin: someone you might not be aware but Fesshole has an older and less popular brother. The first version of this idea we made was @anon_opin - which is the same format as Fesshole but a different question: tell us your awful OPINIONS. Do follow it if you like.
52.7% ● Oh gosh...
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